Tuesday 30 June 2009

Monster hits

Which species of dinosaur, despite its tiny arms, never travels without its um-berella?

Rihannasaurus Rex

Good bacteria for those jurassic guts

Which airborne dinosaur subsisted on a diet of probiotic yoghurt?

Pterodactimel

And another! These terrible lizards are a joke goldmine!

Which species of dinosaur was made entirely from large lego bricks?

Duplodocus

Reader, I am an anachronism.

Which species of dinosaur (and her sisters) wrote a range of novels full of scenes of nineteenth century domesticity?

Brontesaurus

Dinosaurs are back!

Which species of dinosaur founded a chain of men's clothing stores dealing in cravats and other neckwear and accessories?

Tie-rack-osaurus

Monday 29 June 2009

Floaters

Q: What is the science of bubbles?
A:Fizzics

Friday 26 June 2009

Transformarama #5

Q) What's Optimus Prime's favourite sport?

A) Badmintron

Transformarama #4

Q) Which football team does Optimus Prime support?

A) Evertron

Transformarama #3

Q) What does Optimus Prime take for indigestion?

A) Gavestron

Transformarama #2

Q) Who is Optimus Prime's blonde bimbo girlfriend?

A) Paris Hiltron

Transformarama #1

Q) Where does Optimus Prime buy his jumpers?

A) Benettron

Thursday 18 June 2009

It's not Vienna- that's not even in the Mediterranean!

Which Balaeric Island does the lead singer of Ultravox like to visit on holiday?

Midge-Ure-ca

Tuesday 16 June 2009

Sex Files on Main Street

Why did Mick Jagger go on a rampage after discovering that his favourite publisher of lesbian porn novels had gone out of business?

Because he couldn't get no sapphic fiction

Ooh, a theme!

What do Geordies use to go online?

A why-aye connection

Sunday 14 June 2009

I've never heard a cornea punchline

Why did the technophile surgeon decide to replace his spouse's optic nerve?

Because he wanted a better wife-eye connection

Saturday 13 June 2009

Gramatically bad linguisitc joke.

Q: Why did the French man have a special place to hide all his money?

A: It was his caché.

Friday 12 June 2009

In Exile From Main Street

Q: Why did Mick Jagger fail to overthrow the government?

A: Because he can't get no rebel faction.



Tara you rebel, thanks for the awful joke.

Tuesday 9 June 2009

Monday 8 June 2009

A bit rude for my taste, but I'll post it anyway

Which American band likes to spend their time whipping vaginal labia?

The Flay-minge-lips

Tellybox

The BBC has commissioned a new gritty soap opera set in a Belgian port. It’s called OstEnders.