Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Return of a classic theme

What do you call someone who like to have sex with plasticine?

A play-dohphile

Thursday, 22 April 2010

Can't think of a title for this one

Why did Josh Homme get thrown out of Boots?

Because he tried to use them crooked vouchers.

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

The skies have cracked open.

Q: Why did EasJet start employing roosters and hens?

A: They needed staff for their chicken desk.

Tuesday, 20 April 2010


Which rock band only allows neurotic, obsessive people, who perform the same small, meaningless tasks again and again, to join their ranks?


Sunday, 18 April 2010


Why did all the weasly crawlers decide to leave Portsmouth and the surrounding area?

Because they were sick of Hants.

Saturday, 17 April 2010


Where do very proactive people go to buy their flooring?

Carpet Diem

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

I wonder if there is such a place..?

Where do R&B producers go to buy materials for a log cabin?

Timber Land

Monday, 12 April 2010

Sort of true, I suppose

Which boxer was always going on about different religious traditions and beliefs?

Mohammed R.E.

Sunday, 11 April 2010

Shiver Me Little Gray Cells

Original joke by Mrs De La Resistance

Friday, 9 April 2010


Q: Why did the food seller get the sack?

A: He committed an act of grocer misconduct.