Wednesday 28 April 2010

Return of a classic theme

What do you call someone who like to have sex with plasticine?

A play-dohphile

Thursday 22 April 2010

Can't think of a title for this one

Why did Josh Homme get thrown out of Boots?

Because he tried to use them crooked vouchers.

Wednesday 21 April 2010

The skies have cracked open.

Q: Why did EasJet start employing roosters and hens?

A: They needed staff for their chicken desk.

Tuesday 20 April 2010

Music!

Which rock band only allows neurotic, obsessive people, who perform the same small, meaningless tasks again and again, to join their ranks?

OCDC

Sunday 18 April 2010

Geography!

Why did all the weasly crawlers decide to leave Portsmouth and the surrounding area?

Because they were sick of Hants.

Saturday 17 April 2010

Latin!

Where do very proactive people go to buy their flooring?

Carpet Diem

Tuesday 13 April 2010

I wonder if there is such a place..?

Where do R&B producers go to buy materials for a log cabin?

Timber Land

Monday 12 April 2010

Sort of true, I suppose

Which boxer was always going on about different religious traditions and beliefs?

Mohammed R.E.

Sunday 11 April 2010

Shiver Me Little Gray Cells



Original joke by Mrs De La Resistance

Friday 9 April 2010

Fruity

Q: Why did the food seller get the sack?

A: He committed an act of grocer misconduct.