Saturday, 23 February 2013
Tuesday, 6 November 2012
Heavy metal.
Q: Why did no-one trust the steel-worker's products?
A: Because he was a forger.
Posted by Anonymous at 21:54 10 comments
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Man-to-man coverage
Q: Where do gay football fans go for a weekend break? A: Man City
Posted by Anonymous at 09:21 0 comments
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
Sunday, 30 October 2011
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Bridge over the river pun
A: I say, I say, I say: A friend of mine recently had an argument with his wife on a bridge.
B: Cantilever?
A: Well I suppose so, but they patched things up in the end, so best to just let sleeping dogs lie, I'd say.
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 23:42 0 comments
Wednesday, 24 August 2011
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
Jokey Joke Joke
Which part of London was built from beer kegs?
Maida Vale
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 22:22 1 comments
Monday, 27 June 2011
Have I posted this before?
New obscenity legislation means that the Cerne Abbas Giant must now be depicted as clothed. Apparently, his new outfit will be designed by Tommy Hill-figure.
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 21:10 1 comments
Saturday, 25 June 2011
Wobbly Legs
Why is the Lord of the Dance such a terrible taxi driver?
Because Flatley will get you nowhere.
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 15:18 0 comments
Sunday, 19 June 2011
Up the duff
Q: Why was the pregnant woman so irritable?
A: Because she was using a TENSE machine.
Posted by Anonymous at 13:54 0 comments
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Italian humour
Q: How much does a single piece of pasta cost?
A: One penne.
Posted by Anonymous at 11:29 0 comments
Thursday, 26 May 2011
This jokes a bit ruff
Who do Battersea Dogs' Home buy from when they want to build a new extension?
Poundstretcher
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 20:01 0 comments
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
Monday, 2 May 2011
Colonel
Q:Why did the kids on the street respect Gaddafis son?
A: Cos he woz Saif.
Posted by Geenious at 11:31 0 comments
Friday, 11 March 2011
And another!
What's Richard Hammond's name for doing the drying-up?
Tea-towel Wipeout
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 18:14 0 comments
If a joke is told in a forest and ther's nobody to hear it, does get a laugh? Not if it's this one.
"I say, I say, I say, I've been asked to attend a music ceremony to present an award for best female singer of the '60s. It's in Hawaii."
"Honolulu?"
"No, I think it's going to be Sandie Shaw."
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 18:10 1 comments
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Anything to put off writing my essay
Q: What do you call a qualification in jealousy?
A: An Envy Q.
Posted by Anonymous at 15:03 0 comments
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Hello again!
What did John Donne/ Ernest Hemingway/ Metallica say when they discovered that their clothing accessories had been adapted to fit a much smaller man?
"For whom the belt holes?"
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 20:57 0 comments
Tuesday, 7 December 2010
My 'breadst' (best) joke ever! (Not really)
Why do the manufacturers of Hovis, Kingsmill and Warburton's all have weird genetic defects?
Because they're in bread
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 19:35 0 comments
Saturday, 4 December 2010
The punchline may have come first with this one.
How do plastic surgeons get bovine draft animals onto seagoing craft?
With a boat-ox injection
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 15:51 0 comments
Monday, 29 November 2010
Wicked leeks and potato soup.
It has been released in the national press today that the internet based Wikkileaks is threatening to release a lot of sensitive information about world leaders,governments and regimes.
A secret dossier about to be leaked on the site has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong is not well, his top commanding officer has said that he is infact very il.
Posted by Geenious at 18:38 1 comments
Sunday, 21 November 2010
Has the fire gone out of your relationship?
Where do lumps of coal got to find their soulmate?
Carbon dating websites
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 23:33 1 comments
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Monday, 1 November 2010
Its been a long time
The BBC News team lost out at the annual Broadcasters News awards ceremony last night. A very bitter and bad loosing Zeinab was reported to say "Bad-awi..?" as she stuck her fingers up at their SKY rivals.Hue Edwards was so ashamed he changed colour.
Posted by Geenious at 17:29 0 comments
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Football joke- it's been a while
What do you call a unicellular organism that plays football?
Shola Amoeba
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 18:22 0 comments
The Diving Bell and the Social Butterfly
Where do divers go to pick up chicks?
To a flirtation tank
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 18:21 0 comments
Thursday, 28 October 2010
I see the light!
Q: Where do you put a criminal beam of light?
A: In prisim.
Posted by Anonymous at 09:51 0 comments
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Why am I doing this?
What do you call a boxer made out of vapour?
Gaseous Clay
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 21:34 0 comments
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
I'm back! Where is everyone?
What do you call a Jedi who can use his supernatural powers to cure headaches?
Anadin Skywalker
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 20:13 0 comments