This came to me in a dream
I was in B&Q the other day, when I bumped into this man who looked terribly distraught.
"Oh, woe is me! Will I never find any grass seeds? Are there never any grass seeds to be found in here?" he said, almost in tears.
"Is he OK?" I asked a passing shop assistant.
"Don't worry about him," the shop assistant replied, "He's always coming in here looking forlorn.
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Honestly, I dreamt that we were all back in school together skiving off PE, and were spending our time thinking up stupid jokes, and this was my effort.
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