Tuesday, 7 December 2010

My 'breadst' (best) joke ever! (Not really)

Why do the manufacturers of Hovis, Kingsmill and Warburton's all have weird genetic defects?

Because they're in bread

Saturday, 4 December 2010

The punchline may have come first with this one.

How do plastic surgeons get bovine draft animals onto seagoing craft?

With a boat-ox injection