Wednesday, 31 January 2007

Forza Bad Joke

Q: What do you call a politician from the Italian capital who is very tactile?

A: Romano Prodi.

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

The Hand Of Dog Meat

Q: What do fat, cheating Argentinian footballers eat?

A: MaraDonna Kebabs.

On The Pull: Xenophobic Jokes Revisited

Jack Nicholson Meets Football

Q: How do you know that a Dutch ex-Aston Villa Goalkeeper is at your door?

A: Because the Postma always rings twice.

Monday, 29 January 2007

4 Minute Wonder

Q: What do you call an athlete who likes to have sex with stairs?

A: Roger Bannister.

Big Bother

Q: What do you call a racist precious stone?

A: Jade Goody.

Sunday, 28 January 2007

Bird Joke Compendium No.2

Saturday, 27 January 2007

Holy Insects!

Q: Why is the Chruch Of England always fighting with termites?

A: Because they're Protest-ants.

The Birds And The Bees

Q: What is the angriest form of reproduction?

A: Cross Pollination

Thursday, 25 January 2007

Brussel Sprouts A Joke

Q: What do you call a German politician who mines with his penis?

A: Helmut Kohl

Socio-Economic Systems In The 1990's

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

Where's The Tonic?

Q: What do lazy alcoholics drink?

A: Sloe Gin.

James Brown: Fisherman (R.I.P)

Monday, 22 January 2007

Comic Comedians

Q: Why is Jack Dee running scared after insulting a fellow comedian?

A: Because Eddie Izzard.

A Frankly Atrocious African Joke

Q: What is the least harmful African nation?

A: Benin (benign)

Saturday, 20 January 2007

The Israeli Disraeli

Q: What do you call an Israeli politician with an antenna sticking out of his head and who is married to a chav?

A: Ariel Sharon

Friday, 19 January 2007

Nutritional Value At The Circus

Q: What does a tightrope walker eat?

A: A balanced diet.

Merchant Ivory Towers

Q: What was E.M. Forster's only demand when he stayed in a hotel?

A: A room with a view.

Thursday, 18 January 2007

Wednesday, 17 January 2007

Couture Humour

Q: What do you call an Italian writer wearing very expensive jeans?

A: Primo Levi

2007: A Joke Odyssey

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Q: Why did Mick Jagger turn down a date with a supermodel?

A: Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Kate Moss.

The Never Ending Trip

Bird Joke Compendium

Monday, 15 January 2007

Pens Of The World

Q: What is best selling Biro in the Middle East?

A: The Ara-Bic

Sunday, 14 January 2007

Andrew Lloyd Webber Is A Moon Faced Twat

Q: What do you call a downcast Frenchman?

A: Les Misérables

'O'Levels Were Much Harder

Saturday, 13 January 2007

Bunch Of Cox

Q: What is the most argumentative sport?

A: Rowing

Hammer Horror

Q: Which Norse god never freezes?

A: Thor

Friday, 12 January 2007

Sex Related Jokes About British Birds

And not a Tit in sight...

Liverpool FC Are A Joke, But Here's Two More About Them

Q: Who is the worst dressed footballer at Liverpool?

A: Shabby Alonso (Xabi Alonso)


Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpool footballer with a trendy drinking establishment in Wimbledon?

A: Luis Bar Sia (Luis Garcia)

Thursday, 11 January 2007

Military Jokes 101

Literary & Literally Obscure

A: What was E.M. Forster's favourite game?

A: Only Connect 4

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

Lee Strasberg: Pope Of The Stage

Q: Why don't Robert De Niro, Al Pacino & Dustin Hoffman act on Sundays?

A: Because they're Methodists.

Illustrated Prince Songs No.3

Tuesday, 9 January 2007

The Vengaboys Reform

Monday, 8 January 2007

Friday, 5 January 2007

Disco Inferno

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

Illustrated Prince Songs No.2

The Eternal Sunshine Of The Truely Awful Joke

Q: What did the French Oscar winning hermit crab say when the sea level dropped?

A: Me shell gone dry! (Michel Gondry)

Tuesday, 2 January 2007