Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Monster hits

Which species of dinosaur, despite its tiny arms, never travels without its um-berella?

Rihannasaurus Rex

Good bacteria for those jurassic guts

Which airborne dinosaur subsisted on a diet of probiotic yoghurt?


And another! These terrible lizards are a joke goldmine!

Which species of dinosaur was made entirely from large lego bricks?


Reader, I am an anachronism.

Which species of dinosaur (and her sisters) wrote a range of novels full of scenes of nineteenth century domesticity?


Dinosaurs are back!

Which species of dinosaur founded a chain of men's clothing stores dealing in cravats and other neckwear and accessories?


Monday, 29 June 2009


Q: What is the science of bubbles?

Friday, 26 June 2009

Transformarama #5

Q) What's Optimus Prime's favourite sport?

A) Badmintron

Transformarama #4

Q) Which football team does Optimus Prime support?

A) Evertron

Transformarama #3

Q) What does Optimus Prime take for indigestion?

A) Gavestron

Transformarama #2

Q) Who is Optimus Prime's blonde bimbo girlfriend?

A) Paris Hiltron

Transformarama #1

Q) Where does Optimus Prime buy his jumpers?

A) Benettron

Thursday, 18 June 2009

It's not Vienna- that's not even in the Mediterranean!

Which Balaeric Island does the lead singer of Ultravox like to visit on holiday?


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Sex Files on Main Street

Why did Mick Jagger go on a rampage after discovering that his favourite publisher of lesbian porn novels had gone out of business?

Because he couldn't get no sapphic fiction

Ooh, a theme!

What do Geordies use to go online?

A why-aye connection

Sunday, 14 June 2009

I've never heard a cornea punchline

Why did the technophile surgeon decide to replace his spouse's optic nerve?

Because he wanted a better wife-eye connection

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Gramatically bad linguisitc joke.

Q: Why did the French man have a special place to hide all his money?

A: It was his caché.

Friday, 12 June 2009

In Exile From Main Street

Q: Why did Mick Jagger fail to overthrow the government?

A: Because he can't get no rebel faction.

Tara you rebel, thanks for the awful joke.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Monday, 8 June 2009

A bit rude for my taste, but I'll post it anyway

Which American band likes to spend their time whipping vaginal labia?

The Flay-minge-lips


The BBC has commissioned a new gritty soap opera set in a Belgian port. It’s called OstEnders.