Wednesday, 18 August 2010

No Whey!

Q: Why did little miss Muffet pop over to Iraq when she was peckish?

A: Because she heard there was loads of Kurds over there.

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

A theme is developing...

Where do Russians do a shit when they don't have easy access to a toilet?

In the Vladimir Poo-tin

Communist Good Housekeeping

Q: How does Mikhail Gorbachev view the world?

A: From behind his ironed curtains.

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

I like this one

Which former communist country was made entirely from napkins?

The Serviette Union

Sunday, 8 August 2010

More Thundercats

What do panthropologists use on the floor of their kitchens?