Saturday, 25 April 2009

Thursday, 23 April 2009

Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

Q: Where can you find the finest tracksuits money can buy?

A: Jimmy Savile Row.

Monday, 20 April 2009

Shhh! Football joke!

Which lower division football team practices witchcraft, albeit poorly?

Wiccan Wanderers

God Hates Jazz

Q: Why did the police search the monastry for stolen musical instruments?

A: They had a tip off that there was a Thelonious Monk living there.

Pagan Plagiarism

alternate version;

Q: Which television personality is most likely to be sacrificed by a baying mob?

A: Alan Whicker, man!

Apparently they call themselves 'Sydneysiders', the twats.

Where do people from Sydney go to do their online shopping?

Bought-on-e Bay

A sports joke that Hirekatsu might like!

Why did the sports fan get so much pleasure from watching a bumblebee having sex with a doormat?

Because he loved to watch rug-bee union

Sunday, 19 April 2009

No win, No fee.

Friday, 17 April 2009

Hue Laurie

Huey Lewis

Hue Edwards

Comes in handy when camping it up

What do you call a big sheet of flexible plastic that writes songs for Elton John?

Bernie Tarpaulin

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Bad music joke

Q: Why did the singer from Kings of Leon have such hot feet?

A: Because his socks is on fire.

Friday, 10 April 2009

A great, great man. Now to mock him in death!

Which former Liverpool manager ate all the pies?

Bob Pastry

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Dial M For Transexual Services

Q: Which film director was a member of the transgender community?

A: Alfred Bitchcock.

Courtesy of Patrick 'His Name is Patrick Dalton' Dalton. Strong work chap!

Obscure Trafford

Q: What's the difference between Manchester United's left back Evra and Arsenal's assistant manager?

A: One's called Patrice, the other Pat Rice.

That one's for you Hirekatsu!

Saturday, 4 April 2009

A veggie pun.

Q: What is Austin Powers' favourite vegetable?

A: Aubergine!

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Hey! I'm Drunk!

Q: Which film director really needs to clean out his sinuses?

A: George Mucus.