Friday 28 May 2010

New! Homemade Limericks! To be sure, to be sure.




There once was a man called Joe


Whose daughter looked good for a go


So he locked up the brat


In an underground flat


And now he's got sixchildren mo'

Monday 24 May 2010

It's like Chris Akabusi all over again

Q: Which American actor keeps waterfowl in bags?

A: John Goose-Sack


A communal team effort there.

Wednesday 12 May 2010

Hand in your Otis

Q. Where was Otis Redding after he got arrested in Devon?


A. Sitting in the dock in Torbay

oh deer

Q. What do you call a kingdom where all the minor subjects are deer?


A. Doe-minion

Sunday 9 May 2010

If no-one else wants it, I'll have this one.

Q: Where does your driver sleep?

A: In a chauffeur-bed.