Monday, 22 February 2010

Highbrow Literacy Pun

Q: Why did the drug user get high on small linguistic units that have semantic meaning?

A: He was addicted to morpheme.

Not very good

What do you call an American president who plays lots of sacred music on a harpsichord?

Baroque Obama

Sunday, 21 February 2010


Q: What do you call an impotent tenor?

A: Flaccido Domingo

Monday, 15 February 2010

The Boring Straights

Q: Which is the most pedantic body of water?

A: The Specific Ocean.

Do Liza Minnelli!

Thursday, 11 February 2010

'Twas brillig and the slithey fool was not getting on no plane

What's Mr. T's favourite nonsense verse?


Ball Ball Ball!

Q: Which football team is made up of players who are all a bit ill?

A: Man Flunited.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Nom nom nom nom

Q: Why was the man, who had recently eaten a load of food, feeling grumpy?

A: Because he had just been fed up.

Monday, 8 February 2010

"You walk with Jesus..."

In TV show The Wire, I can't remember the name of Avon Barksdale's right hand man but his face does ring a bell.

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Dave Says

How does the lead singer of Jane's Addiction see things?

He uses his Perry-Farrell vision

Monday, 1 February 2010

Music Video Directors To My Ears!

Q) What lotion does Kevin Godley use to make him laugh?

A: LOL Creme.

Esoteric link alert.