Thursday, 30 November 2006

When Tom Carlin went to France...

Tom went to a restaurant in Paris recently. He sat down at a table and called the waiter over.
"Oi Garcon, you got any frog's legs?"
"Oui, Monseuir" The waiter answered.
"Well hop over there and get me a cheese sarnie... YOU FRENCH CUNT"

A lovely addition to a classic. From the man who bought you this. And this.

Friday, 24 November 2006

Encoding Jokes

Two terrible jokes from the world of encoding video in post production...

Q: What do you call a Jewish digital media file?


Q: What do you call James Bond when he's infront of an open fire, drinking single malt whisky?

A: A Content Agent

(This is what an AVI and a Content Agent is for those who haven't had the pleasure)

Wednesday, 22 November 2006

A Gap in the joke market

Q: Who is Donald Fisher's (founder of Gap Clothing retailers) favourite Democratic Presidential Candidate?

A: George Du-Khakis.

A Dave Barker Classic

Q: Why was the dyslexic buried under a mountain of rice?

A: Because he was hit by a Tilda wave.

First Joke

One of my older efforts.

Q: What do you call a man who lives on a floating monastery?

A: Bob Monkhouse