When Tom Carlin went to France...

Tom went to a restaurant in Paris recently. He sat down at a table and called the waiter over.
"Oi Garcon, you got any frog's legs?"
"Oui, Monseuir" The waiter answered.
"Well hop over there and get me a cheese sarnie... YOU FRENCH CUNT"

A lovely addition to a classic. From the man who bought you this. And this.