Sarkozy's New Playing Field
Q: Who is the most conservative player at Arsenal?
A: Kolo Tory. But Eboue is more right wing. And Gallas is a right cunt.
Courtesy of Mike "Prince" Albert. Top work from a top chap.
Friday, 28 March 2008
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Vermin
Q: Why are squirrels so jealous of teachers?
A: Because they are not invited to the NUT conference.
left right left...
Q:Why did the Generals troops do most of the things he said most of the time.
A:Because he was generally speaking.
Monday, 24 March 2008
Historical (s)laughter
Q. What's the funniest bank holiday film epic?
A. Ben hur hur hur he he he ha ha
Catches flies just like flies....
Q: Why is Spiderman so good at Free Running?
A: Because by day he is Peter Parkour.
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Which came first...?
Q: Why did all the Hens rise up and overthrow the head Cock on the farm?
A: It was a Chicken Coup.
Sunday, 16 March 2008
Friday, 14 March 2008
For Fuck's Sake, Not Again....
Q: Where in the USA do they go to watch the likes of Andy Murray, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal?
A: Tennessee.
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Scraping The Bottom Of Dionysus's Barrel
Athenian: "There's not much to see on Crete."
Spartan: "Really?!? What about the Palace of Knossos? Gortyn? The ruins of Phaistos?"
Athenian: "Apparently alls thats there is a minor tour."
Said best in a Cornish accent for some reason.
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
Generic Police joke...
Q: Why don't the Police like emails?
A: Because they like to stick to the fax.
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Someone must've made this joke before...
Which Greek Goddess has the most seventies hair style?
Afro-dite
Tick, Tick, Tick, BOOM!
Q: Why are suicide bombers popular at parties?
A: Because they like to have a blast.
Absolutely, definately been made before.
Monday, 10 March 2008
Ooh, What A Gas!
Q: How do the Greek Gods know how much energy they are consuming on Mount Olympus?
A: They look at Demeter.
Too highbrow, historically inaccurate and not funny... but I'm posting it anyway, so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.
What did the British amabassador to China say to Chairman Mao when he said he reckoned Britain wouldn't give up its Far Eastern holdings in the wake of World War II?
Do you want Tibet?
Contraceptive Inspector
Why was the defendant's confession rejected after it was revealed the police had bullied him into signing by sticking a condom on his head?
Because it was obtained under Durex
Scoop: Trappist in Speaking Fury!
What type of paper do South American Buddhist camelids read?
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