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Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

Q: Where can you find the finest tracksuits money can buy?

A: Jimmy Savile Row.

Shhh! Football joke!

Which lower division football team practices witchcraft, albeit poorly?

Wiccan Wanderers

God Hates Jazz

Q: Why did the police search the monastry for stolen musical instruments?

A: They had a tip off that there was a Thelonious Monk living there.

Pagan Plagiarism

alternate version;

Q: Which television personality is most likely to be sacrificed by a baying mob?

A: Alan Whicker, man!

Apparently they call themselves 'Sydneysiders', the twats.

Where do people from Sydney go to do their online shopping?

Bought-on-e Bay

A sports joke that Hirekatsu might like!

Why did the sports fan get so much pleasure from watching a bumblebee having sex with a doormat?

Because he loved to watch rug-bee union

No win, No fee.

Hue Laurie

Huey Lewis

Hue Edwards

Comes in handy when camping it up

What do you call a big sheet of flexible plastic that writes songs for Elton John?

Bernie Tarpaulin

Bad music joke

Q: Why did the singer from Kings of Leon have such hot feet?

A: Because his socks is on fire.

A great, great man. Now to mock him in death!

Which former Liverpool manager ate all the pies?

Bob Pastry

Dial M For Transexual Services

Q: Which film director was a member of the transgender community?

A: Alfred Bitchcock.

Courtesy of Patrick 'His Name is Patrick Dalton' Dalton. Strong work chap!

Obscure Trafford

Q: What's the difference between Manchester United's left back Evra and Arsenal's assistant manager?

A: One's called Patrice, the other Pat Rice.

That one's for you Hirekatsu!

A veggie pun.

Q: What is Austin Powers' favourite vegetable?

A: Aubergine!

Hey! I'm Drunk!

Q: Which film director really needs to clean out his sinuses?

A: George Mucus.