A very convenient pun

Why do mathematicians love it when Bill Clinton's vice president dances?

Because he uses Al Gore rhythms

I don't know where this came from

What's Edward VIII's favourite type of cake?

Abdicake

Betblah blah de blah blah blah

A: My friend from the North West is very concerned about ethical eating habits.

B: Vegan?

A: No, I think he's from Ormskirk

Better when blah blah blah

A: When I go to visit my friends, they always make sure I have a nice warm cover on my bed.

B: Do they?

A: Well, it's more of an old-fashioned bedspread, but it's a very nice gesture nonetheless.

Just weird

Why did the racist Cumberland sausages decide to commit genocide against their smooth, red-skinned and extra spicy brethren?

Because they said they came from a primitive saveloysation

Football joke. It's been a while.

Which Arsenal player is made entirely of pasta and mince?

Bacary Lasagne

Now for something not very different at all

Q. Where does dead muesli get interred?

A. In a muesoleum