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Q: Which African city is the most sour?
A: Tangier.
Q: Which African city is the most sour?
A: Tangier.
Posted by The Count at 15:34 1 comments
Why was the obsessive pedicurist always nicking things from his customers?
Because he was a clip-toe maniac
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 11:13 1 comments
The government today was trying to talk up this countries economy.Peter Mandelson was reported to say that we are experiencing green shoots.In response to his comment the Chancellor Alastair Darling said that he expects buds in May.
Posted by Geenious at 21:28 0 comments
Q: There are two vans sitting in a parking lot. How can you tell which is the more extravagant and flamboyant of the two?
A: The camper van.
Posted by Anonymous at 13:10 0 comments
Why was Shilpa Shetty so upset when somebody gave her an expenseive green jewel as a present?
Because she doesn't like jade goodies
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 12:24 1 comments
Which Grammy award-winning composer wrote the Pink Panther theme while wearing a revealing item of male swimwear?
Henry Mankini
Posted by Cosmic Horse at 10:51 0 comments
A) My wife went to a restaurant in south-east London the other day - the food was dreadful, like something you'd feed your pet.
B) Catford?
A) No, more like dog food, but horrible all the same.
Posted by hirekatsu at 11:27 1 comments
Q: What is Libyas favourite cartoon character?
A: Gaddaffy-Duck
Posted by Geenious at 11:19 1 comments