I like this one

Why was the morbid ancient Egyptian ruler offered a member of his court to fellate while he was planning a double funeral for himself and his Queen?

Because he said he wanted two sarcophagi

La la la

Q: Why did the pop starlett have a bloody nose and bogies on her fingers?

A: Because she Pixie Lott.

Tinky-Winky, Blitzkrieg, La La... Po

Why did the Israeli secret service arrest one of the Teletubbies when he appeared on another children's programme?

Because they were after the guest-star-Po

The blog seems to be dying, hopefully this death based joke will save it.

Q: What did Haley Joel Osment say when walking through a graveyard on a frosty morning?

A: Icy dead people.

Just a Quickie

What should you prescribe to somebody with low self esteem?

Complimentary medicine