Take a Wee on the Wild Side (how grown-up)

Which 1960s singer-songwriter also does a good line in toilet books?

Lou Reed

Cat in a Crown

Q: What do you call a french monarch running a feline prostitution ring?

A: Louis Cat-whores.


Courtesy of Russell Newlove

Oh my! (Said in Georgia accent. That's Georgia as in the American State, not the Eastern European country)

Which Wacky Races character likes to go out and get lagered up?

Penelope Pissed-up

Like Casino, But Worse

Q: What's a wiseguy's favourite game?

A: Badabingo.

Yeah, I Went There

Q: Why are there no dress sizes in subterranean Austria?

A: Because one size Fritzl.

Sweet Home South West London

Q: What do you call a rocking bird with no eyes that doesn't like flying?

A: Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Work it, baby

Which 'photographer of freaks' has four engines and a cruising speed of 945 km/h?

Diane Airbus