Return of a classic theme

What do you call someone who like to have sex with plasticine?

A play-dohphile

Can't think of a title for this one

Why did Josh Homme get thrown out of Boots?

Because he tried to use them crooked vouchers.

The skies have cracked open.

Q: Why did EasJet start employing roosters and hens?

A: They needed staff for their chicken desk.

Music!

Which rock band only allows neurotic, obsessive people, who perform the same small, meaningless tasks again and again, to join their ranks?

OCDC

Geography!

Why did all the weasly crawlers decide to leave Portsmouth and the surrounding area?

Because they were sick of Hants.

Latin!

Where do very proactive people go to buy their flooring?

Carpet Diem

I wonder if there is such a place..?

Where do R&B producers go to buy materials for a log cabin?

Timber Land

Sort of true, I suppose

Which boxer was always going on about different religious traditions and beliefs?

Mohammed R.E.

Shiver Me Little Gray Cells

Original joke by Mrs De La Resistance

Fruity

Q: Why did the food seller get the sack?

A: He committed an act of grocer misconduct.