New! Homemade Limericks! To be sure, to be sure.

There once was a man called Joe

Whose daughter looked good for a go

So he locked up the brat

In an underground flat

And now he's got sixchildren mo'

It's like Chris Akabusi all over again

Q: Which American actor keeps waterfowl in bags?

A: John Goose-Sack


A communal team effort there.

Hand in your Otis

Q. Where was Otis Redding after he got arrested in Devon?

A. Sitting in the dock in Torbay

oh deer

Q. What do you call a kingdom where all the minor subjects are deer?

A. Doe-minion

If no-one else wants it, I'll have this one.

Q: Where does your driver sleep?

A: In a chauffeur-bed.