Poor, Neglected Homemade Jokes

What do you call someone who studies Thundercats?

A Panthropologist

Couldn't think of a way to work 'knickerless' into this, sadly

How does the president of France keep his woodwork tools warm?

He uses his saw-cosy

Carcrash humour

Q: How do you steal a motor in Central America?

A: Nickajaguar

MILF Hunters

Q: What do you call a Jazzman that can't stop wanking?

A: Herbie Handcock

J'aime le comedie!

Q: Which French pop starlet and actor likes pastiche songs?

A: Vanessa Parody.