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Q: Why did little miss Muffet pop over to Iraq when she was peckish?

A: Because she heard there was loads of Kurds over there.

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Where do Russians do a shit when they don't have easy access to a toilet?

In the Vladimir Poo-tin

Communist Good Housekeeping

Q: How does Mikhail Gorbachev view the world?

A: From behind his ironed curtains.

I like this one

Which former communist country was made entirely from napkins?

The Serviette Union

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What do panthropologists use on the floor of their kitchens?

Lion-o