Friday, 24 September 2010

Wogan dines on offspring of disgraced BBC workers- bong!

What does Terry Wogan serve at his annual mediaeval banquet/ cannibalism theme night?

BBC Children in Mead

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Thought up in Asda

What do you call a caveman who just wanders around aimlessly?

A meanderthal

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Mil quatro cientos noventa dos!

What do you call a Spanish woman who lives on a diet of sea shells?

Conchita

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Sick... but delicious

Where were jews resident in rural Bavaria interned before being moved on to their eventual fate in the concentration camps?

The Black Forest Ghetto

I like driving in my car...

We were heading up the M1 the other day and there was a sign that said "Don't drive tired." I thought "what else am I supposed to put on my wheels?"

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Maybe my least favourite person in the world... including all murderers, rapists and so on.

What do you call an R 'n' B singer who has been cast out from polite society?

Pariah Carey