Football joke- it's been a while

What do you call a unicellular organism that plays football?

Shola Amoeba

The Diving Bell and the Social Butterfly

Where do divers go to pick up chicks?

To a flirtation tank

I see the light!

Q: Where do you put a criminal beam of light?

A: In prisim.

Why am I doing this?

What do you call a boxer made out of vapour?

Gaseous Clay

I'm back! Where is everyone?

What do you call a Jedi who can use his supernatural powers to cure headaches?

Anadin Skywalker