Wicked leeks and potato soup.

It has been released in the national press today that the internet based Wikkileaks is threatening to release a lot of sensitive information about world leaders,governments and regimes.

A secret dossier about to be leaked on the site has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong is not well, his top commanding officer has said that he is infact very il.

Has the fire gone out of your relationship?

Where do lumps of coal got to find their soulmate?

Carbon dating websites

No punch line, no pun, just something silly, wot I made.

Its been a long time

The BBC News team lost out at the annual Broadcasters News awards ceremony last night. A very bitter and bad loosing Zeinab was reported to say "Bad-awi..?" as she stuck her fingers up at their SKY rivals.Hue Edwards was so ashamed he changed colour.