And another!

What's Richard Hammond's name for doing the drying-up?

Tea-towel Wipeout

If a joke is told in a forest and ther's nobody to hear it, does get a laugh? Not if it's this one.

"I say, I say, I say, I've been asked to attend a music ceremony to present an award for best female singer of the '60s. It's in Hawaii."

"Honolulu?"

"No, I think it's going to be Sandie Shaw."