Tom went to a restaurant in Paris recently. He sat down at a table and called the waiter over.
"Oi Garcon, you got any frog's legs?"
"Oui, Monseuir" The waiter answered.
"Well hop over there and get me a cheese sarnie... YOU FRENCH CUNT"
A lovely addition to a classic. From the man who bought you this. And this.
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Two terrible jokes from the world of encoding video in post production...
1)
Q: What do you call a Jewish digital media file?
A: AVI
2)
Q: What do you call James Bond when he's infront of an open fire, drinking single malt whisky?
A: A Content Agent
(This is what an AVI and a Content Agent is for those who haven't had the pleasure)
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Q: Who is Donald Fisher's (founder of Gap Clothing retailers) favourite Democratic Presidential Candidate?
A: George Du-Khakis.
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Q: Why was the dyslexic buried under a mountain of rice?
A: Because he was hit by a Tilda wave.
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One of my older efforts.
Q: What do you call a man who lives on a floating monastery?
A: Bob Monkhouse
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