Thursday 10 May 2007

What The NHS Can Do For You

P: Doctor doctor, my balls are on fire!

D: Are they great?

P: Yes.

D: You've got Jerry Lee Lewis Syndrome.

P: Is there a cure?

D: Marry your 13 year old cousin. It should clear up.

1 comment:

Cosmic Horse said...

Marry your 13 year old cousin?! I'd've thought that would precipitate the condition if anything.