Military Honours

Q: Why wasn't the B52 a great success?

A: Because it totally bombed
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Q: Why wasn't the Panzer very popular?
A: Because it tanked

Q: Why wasn't the submarine very good?
A: It was sub-standard

Q: Why was the RPG launcher great fun?
A: Because it was a blast

Q: Why was the battleship neat and tidy?
A: It was ship-shape

Q: Why was the missile always right?
A: It was bang on

Q: Why was the heli - ah fuck it, this is getting silly