Missed Connections Messages
Trying something new. Wonder what's the stupidest, most surreal, or scariest one of these you could get in the paper?
To the English rose I sat opposite yesterday on the 8:45, want me to prune and water you?
To the lady in the burka on the Victoria line at Stockwell - you have beautiful eyes. Drink?
To the Brazilian I saw this morning - how about wearing some knickers next time?
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To the man in the novelty hat getting off at Oxford Circus - want to see my collection of hats?
To the man dressed as Batman at Shepherd's Bush yesterday - I'll be your boy wonder.
To the lovely lady reading Metro opposite me now - I'm looking right at you. No, not him, one over. Wink at me!
To the rugby team travelling to Seven Sisters. I'm not picky. Call me.
To the policeman who got on at King's Cross - want to inspect my evidence?
To the couple who got off at Embankment - next time keep that sort of behaviour at home, OK?
To the woman in the red dress who travels to Goodge Street every morning. You might as well meet me, I already know where you live.
To the man handcuffed to the pole on the 6:52 - perhaps I have the key to your heart? Or the handcuffs at least. Sorry.
To the man with a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch I saw on the Picadilly Line yesterday - want to see my pirate booty?
To the lovely lady in the short shirt and see-through blouse I saw this morning. Just to let you know I'm writing this one handed.
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