Tuesday 5 June 2007

Wanted: Bread or Alive

Q: How do you sexually satisfy a girl who works at Gregs the Bakers?

A: Just use your loaf

Q: But what does she really want in bed?

A: A nice sandwich

Ah, I'm on a roll, get it? ON A ROLL.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my wife used to work in a bakery. she liked a sausage roll stuffed up her minge. we are now divorced.