Dude #1

So there's this dude I knew, and one day this dude, he was hanging out with Boo Radley, you know, like from To Kill A Mocking Bird, and Boo Radley'd made this delicious dessert from whipped egg whites and sugar, and he gave it to this dude, but the dude took a bite and didn't like it much so he just threw it into the air, but it came right back and hit him in the face, and I said, duh, that's what happens when you throw a Boo meringue, and ah forget it.