May the farce be with you
Q: What does the director of Star Wars like to drink?
A: Fizzy C3POP.
Q: Interesting, what brand does he like?
A: Lucasade.
Tuesday 9 October 2007
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15 comments:
And after he'd drunk too much he had to R2-pee-2
Did he buy his pop from a Darth Vender?
Did he drink it from a Millennium Fal-cup?
Did he use his drink to wash down some e-wok fried noodles?
If he's on a diet, does he stick to mineral yoda?
Did he ask for a martini, made with vodka, martini, and a hans-olive in it?
Did he sneak vodka into concerts when he was younger, or was the use of a canteen banned?
Do you now wish you'd never death star-ted this? Should I jabba on, or are you boba fed up of it all? Wookie -eep going if you like...
Before the director of Star Wars sat for his noodles and pop, did he have to leia the table himself?
Did he chew bacca because really he wanted to smoke but couldn't find a light - saber?
Was he drinking at the Ack-bar with his ana-kindred spirits? Did he enjoy his darth Meal, of e-wok fried padme thai noodles? Did he eat too much, being a bit too Greedo-y? Afterwards, was he like, "I'm R-too stuffed, I Mace Wan-to puke, Land-oh-I-shouldn't-have-eaten-all-that-Calrissian!"
You see, the lesson we've learnt today children is that simply jamming sound-a-like words together doesn't make something a) a joke, or b) funny :P
I think you'll find it does.
Well, I'm told
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