A paw joke
Q. How many lives does a german cat have
A. Nein
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2 comments:
"Neun", surely?
"Nein" means "No", which just doesn't make any sense in terms making a funny.
Then again, "Neun" would just be a statement of fact, which isn't that comic either.
How about:
Q: How many lives does a German cat have?
A: VON MORE THAN YOURS, ENGLISHER SCHWINHUND! SCHNELL SCHNELL!
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