A Semi-Skimmed Joke
Did you hear about the cow hater? He was lactose intolerant.
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2 comments:
Well, no wonder he hated cows, seeing as milk made him sick...
I guess that would create all sorts of psychological problems, and from a young age. Giving up delicious breast milk for cows' milk, only to find out that it was a bitter substitute...
Did you know that 70% of the world's population is lactose intolerant? Those of us who insist on drinking other mammals' milk after we stop drinking breast milk are the odd ones apparently.
very informative! thanks for that - lucky i like my coffee like i like my woman, black and bitter.
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