Monday, 25 February 2008

A Mighty Erection

Q) Why is the Empire State Building a little bit crap?

A) Because it has many floors.

Q) Why is it amusing in the pub?

A) It has many stories.

Q) Why does it have an interesting subtext?

A) Because it works on many levels.

Q) The Empire State Building - does the ground rub her?

A) No, the sky scrape her.

3 comments:

Pierre De La Resistance said...

I like it but I think the first joke is a bit derivative...

http://homemade-jokes.blogspot.com/2008/02/grand-designs.html

hirekatsu said...

Sorry Pierre, full credit to your joke, shame I just ignored it the first time round :P

Pierre De La Resistance said...

'Tis an excellent joke to be sure and the more the good word is spread, the better.