I love tennis jokes.
Q: Why was the woman who played tennis so shocked when her husband dumped her?
A: Because she 40-Loved her.
Tuesday 22 April 2008
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8 comments:
That is magnificent.
That is magnificent.
I don't know why that comment was posted twice.
This is probably the best joke on Homemade Jokes since it started 5/5
Its clearly Cosmic Hose's favourite joke, he thinks its twice as magnificent as any others.
Damn I was slow, that one is ace...!! That is a slow burner..It was OUT of order, I cant MATCH IT.
I find this joke offensive as it is making fun of the union of marriage. Marriage should be a life long bond betweeen two adults. Pierre (if you are really french which i doubt) your 'joke' is moking the holy union of marriage by insinuating that the bond of marriage was torn apart during a tennis match. What an awful idea.
Because she 40-Loved her? Is that right? Either "because HE 40-Loved her" or "because she 40-Loved HIM"
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