Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Is Ever Too Soon?

Q: What do R Kelly and Elisabeth Fritzl have in common?

A: They were both trapped in the closet.


Geenious said...

I like it you count

Anonymous said...

When the tv presenter said "Dads, lock up your daughters" he didn't mean for 24 freaking years!

Anonymous said...

Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police have said that he has "been coming into his own".

After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.
Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.

You know you've got a shit sex life when some woman locked in a cellar for 24 years is getting it more than you!!.....

You know you're hiding a really dirty secret when instead of having skeletons in the closet, you've got inbred children in the cellar...

Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book.
People are doubting though whether it will be a best cellar.

I bought Elizabeth Fritzl's diary off ebay the other day. It's really boring:

Monday - stayed in
Tuesday - stayed in
Wednesday - stayed in
Thursday - stayed in
Friday - stayed in
Saturday - stayed in
Sunday - stayed in. Shagged dad.

Josef Fritzl's kids that were locked in the cellar were said to be shaken but after living off sandwiches they are said to be healthy......Josef has claimed that they were all interbred!

What's the population of Austria?
About twice as many as you'd think

After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the Muslim community, who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.

An Austrian woman is like a good wine. Best left to mature in a cellar

Josef Fritzl's neighbour was asked by a journalist how long he had known Fritzl's daughter Alice"
"Alice?" he repiled, "who the f**k is alice?"