Crime Scene Investimagationating

Q) What's Tim Westwood's favourite TV show?

A) CS-Aiii!

(Seriously it is - he can relate to all the shootings and shit, cos he's so street, aiii?!)

OK, might as well do the bonus round:

Q) What do call an android hip-hop DJ that's gone mad and started killing people?
A) Tim Westworld

Q) Which hip-hop DJ sailed across the Atlantic?
A) Tim Westward

Q) What do you call a hip-hop DJ that lets cars run over him in Ladbroke Grove?
A) Tim Westway