This scruffy far out guy is walking up a street. He reaches into his pocket to check for stuff...He has no wallett,nothing.He walks up a garden path and knocks at the door...
The door opens
"Hi there how can I help you".
The scruffy man replies.
"Do you believe in Free Speech ?..."
The man at the door answers.
"Why yes, yes indeed I do"
The scruffy man charges through the door and says...
"Very good now let me use your fucking phone innit"
Thursday 31 July 2008
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What is this??! An actual joke?!! On this blog? FUCK YES.
Also, try telling this in a caveman/Tarzan voice.
You know when hirekatsu who sounds like a good waggamamma curry likes your joke,it's like being awarded all the 5stars as a Mcdonalds employee.Fantastic.
They only do chicken katsu curry in Wagamama, I'm pork katsu, available from: Satsuma, Wardour St; Ten Ten Tei, Brewer St; or takeaway from Mugen, opposite Farringdon station.
Pfft, you London people and your fancy talk...
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