Drip, drip, drip
Jenny: I got a letter through the door saying there is a burst water main at the end of my road and none of my taps would work. I read the note and instantly started giving birth.
Sheila: Why was that?
Jenny: My waters broke.
Jenny: I got a letter through the door saying there is a burst water main at the end of my road and none of my taps would work. I read the note and instantly started giving birth.
Sheila: Why was that?
Jenny: My waters broke.
Posted by Anonymous at 15:38
1 comment:
I like this one because it's funny, but also because it has a 'if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?' quality. To wit, did she start giving birth because her waters broke or because she was suddenly aware that her waters had broken? Ah, this life is beautiful and mysterious...
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