Thursday, 22 January 2009

Simply the Best Joke

Q: Why did Tina Turner play the accordian on stage?

A: Becuase when she saw her manager he said to her "Tickets for your next show are selling really well, everyone wants to see your concert, Tina."

9 comments:

Cosmic Horse said...

Is that based on an old Reeves and Mortimer line?

Pierre De La Resistance said...

No, I made it up at work on Wednesday. Don't judge everyone by your own standards.

Cosmic Horse said...

I think subconsciously you nicked that and don't realise it. Void! I think I even remember watching it with you when I used to come round your house all the time. James Buller may've been in tow.

Pierre De La Resistance said...

James Buller never came to my house. Again, stop judging everyone by your own standards: he lived at your house.

Cosmic Horse said...

He lived at your mum's house.

Pierre De La Resistance said...

He is your mum.

Cosmic Horse said...

Your mum is your mum.

Pierre De La Resistance said...

Your mum is my bitch.

Cosmic Horse said...

Your bitch is my mum. No wait, that doesn't work...