Simply the Best Joke
Q: Why did Tina Turner play the accordian on stage?
A: Becuase when she saw her manager he said to her "Tickets for your next show are selling really well, everyone wants to see your concert, Tina."
Thursday, 22 January 2009
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9 comments:
Is that based on an old Reeves and Mortimer line?
No, I made it up at work on Wednesday. Don't judge everyone by your own standards.
I think subconsciously you nicked that and don't realise it. Void! I think I even remember watching it with you when I used to come round your house all the time. James Buller may've been in tow.
James Buller never came to my house. Again, stop judging everyone by your own standards: he lived at your house.
He lived at your mum's house.
He is your mum.
Your mum is your mum.
Your mum is my bitch.
Your bitch is my mum. No wait, that doesn't work...
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