Monday 16 February 2009

I corrected this joke twice... It's the second amendment... Do you see?

Q) Why did Abraham Lincoln always wear a t-shirt?

A) Because he had the right to bare arms

5 comments:

Cosmic Horse said...

Heh heh. Nice. It's been a while since we had a decent joke. :)

hirekatsu said...

That was a quick comment, haven't you got work to do? Don't I have work to do for that matter? Apparently not, since I'm still typing this...

Cosmic Horse said...

That was a quick comment back! No, it's just sheer conincidence that I happened to be on here as you were posting jokes. And I do have work to do... but I ain't doing it! Take that, NHS infrastructure!

Cosmic Horse said...

Alterna-joke: Why does Abraham always have naps in a t-shirt? Because he has the right to kip and bear arms.

Not sure if that's a better joke. It's just different.

Cosmic Horse said...

And I meant Abraham LINCOLN.