Tuesday, 3 February 2009

You'd have to be pretty stupid to try this

Why did the writer's block-stricken author of detective fiction decide to leave the creation of his next novel to a bisected traffic calming prop and a can of Castrol GTX?

Because he'd heard that many of the genre's great works had been written by half a cone and oil

4 comments:

Pierre De La Resistance said...

Shit! Bollocks! Crap!


Sorry, I've just developed two rats syndrome.

hirekatsu said...

I hate to say it, but Pete's comment was funnier than this joke.

Cosmic Horse said...

Surely not. Half a cone and oil? That's genius! :)

Cosmic Horse said...

Anyway, who's Pete? Do you mean Pierre De La Resistance? I do not know this 'Pete' you speak of.