Friday, 8 May 2009

A topical joke. How very quick off the ball...

Q: Why is Peter Andre jealous of the head of the Catholic Church?

A: Because the Pope is in Jordan.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I found a blog surfing on the internet which is called paid to joke. I am going to have a try for that. Who knows they will pay or not but it will be good to calm nerves reading some good jokes.

Pierre De La Resistance said...

Hmmmm, does anyone get the feeling that a robot might have posted that? Or someone who has done a Google seach for joke+blog.

I don't think many normal humans would use the phrase "it will be good to calm nerves reading some good jokes."

The Count said...

I think they are being rude about your joke Pierre, but they are wrong because this is excellent! I've told half of Soho and they all laughed.

Cosmic Horse said...

Did something happen between Peter and Jordan? No!

Cosmic Horse said...

By 'no' I mean 'surely not', I wasn't answering my own question or making some comment about how newsworthy the lives of Peter Andre and Jordan are. Just making that clear. It is good to calm nerves reading some good jokes, anyway.

Cosmic Horse said...

Alternative punchline: Because the pope shits in the woods.

hirekatsu said...

Loving this with the alternative punchline Mr Horse

The Count said...

Pierre, what have you done?!!?!?also did that anonymous dude mean he's gonna steal jokes from here to make money on that other website?