Wednesday 30 December 2009

I like this one

Why was the morbid ancient Egyptian ruler offered a member of his court to fellate while he was planning a double funeral for himself and his Queen?

Because he said he wanted two sarcophagi

5 comments:

The Count said...

Fantastic work my horsey friend. Properly lowers the tone. Well done.

Cosmic Horse said...

Thanks, County! I will now uphold my end of the bargain and comment on one of yours.

The Count said...

I'm never bargaining with you again. It's like shaking hands with the devil. A Welsh devil.

Cosmic Horse said...

I am not Welsh!

The Count said...

Near enough.