Highbrow Literacy Pun

Q: Why did the drug user get high on small linguistic units that have semantic meaning?

A: He was addicted to morpheme.

Not very good

What do you call an American president who plays lots of sacred music on a harpsichord?

Baroque Obama

Tossca

Q: What do you call an impotent tenor?

A: Flaccido Domingo

The Boring Straights

Q: Which is the most pedantic body of water?

A: The Specific Ocean.

Do Liza Minnelli!

'Twas brillig and the slithey fool was not getting on no plane

What's Mr. T's favourite nonsense verse?

Jibba-jabbawocky

Ball Ball Ball!

Q: Which football team is made up of players who are all a bit ill?

A: Man Flunited.

Nom nom nom nom

Q: Why was the man, who had recently eaten a load of food, feeling grumpy?

A: Because he had just been fed up.

"You walk with Jesus..."

In TV show The Wire, I can't remember the name of Avon Barksdale's right hand man but his face does ring a bell.

Dave Says

How does the lead singer of Jane's Addiction see things?

He uses his Perry-Farrell vision

Music Video Directors To My Ears!

Q) What lotion does Kevin Godley use to make him laugh?

A: LOL Creme.


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