This is terrible, but continuing the sausage theme...

A customer in a French restaurant orders some sausages cooked in a delicious red wine jus, but when the dish arrives he complains that it is unsatisfactory.

Customer: Waiter! These sausages are very dry - I thought they were supposed to come with a red wine sauce - you have forgotten it?

Waiter: Oui monsieur, that is how they come - the saucisson!